Onsdag morgon

Haha jag älskar detta klipp, för jag känner exakt likadant.
Detta hade likagärna kunnat vara jag:


"I can't fucking stand "Granade".
This bitch, Bruno Mars, is sitting up here complaining and talking about this bitch who clearly does not give a shot about him.
"Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss, had your eyes wide open, why where they open?"
FROM MY PROSPECTIVE, WHEN I KISS SOMEBODY I DON'T KNOW IF THEIR EYES ARE OPEN UNLESS MY FUCKING EYES ARE OPEN SO WHY WHERE YOUR EYES OPEN, BRUNO??!!??!

...& than he goes into psychopath-mode about how he catch a granade for you.
Throw a hand on the blade for her, jump infront of a train for her, do anything for her, FOR THE BITCH THAT TOSSED HIS SHIT IN THE TRASH AND HAD HER EYES WIDE OPEN WHEN HE KISSED HER??

..& then, furthermore, what fucking environment are you in?
Theres nobody throwing a granade at your girlfriend for you to catch in the first place.
ITS A DIFFRENCE BETWEEN CARING ABOUT SOMEONE AND BEING OBSESSED!"

Åh gud.
Har sett detta klipp hundra gånger men skrattar fortfarande högt förmigsjälv i en tom lägenhet.
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